karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: karkachu)

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad)

amazingxmen:

HAWKEYE VS. DEADPOOL #2

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

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cheatsy:

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